“As you may recall, dear listeners, the City Council decided several months ago to make death a meritocracy. At the time, we at this radio station supported the measure, believing that death was something to be earned, not simply handed out. It is now my unfortunate duty to report that we were terribly, terribly mistaken in our opinion, and we apologize for the error.” 
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